Chapter 25

LOG ENTRY: SOL 505

I finally made it! I'm at the MAV!

Well, right this second, I'm back in the rover. I did go in to the MAV

to do a systems check and boot-up. I had to keep my EVA suit on the

whole time because there's no life support in there just yet.

It's going through a self check right now, and I'm feeding it oxygen

and nitrogen with hoses from the rover. This is all part of the MAV's

design. It doesn't bring air along. Why would it? That's a needless weight

when you'll have a Hab full of air right next door.

I'm guessing folks at NASA are popping champagne right now and

sending me lots of messages. I'll read them in a bit. First things first: Get

the MAV some life support. Then I'll be able to work comfortably inside.

And then I'll have a boring conversation with NASA. The content may

be interesting, but the 14-minute transmission time between here and

Earth will be a bit dull.

[13:07]HOUSTON: Congratulations from all of us

here at Mission Control! Well done! What's your

status?

[13:21]MAV: Thanks! No health or physical

problems. The rover and trailer are getting pretty

worn out, but still functional. Oxygenator and

Regulator both working fine. I didn't bring the

Water Reclaimer. Just brought the water. Plenty of

potatoes left. I'm good to last till 549.

[13:36]HOUSTON: Glad to hear it. Hermes is

still on track for a Sol 549 flyby. As you know,

the MAV will need to lose some weight to make theintercept. We're going to get you those procedures

within the day. How much water do you have? What

did you do with urine?

[13:50]MAV: I have 550L of remaining water.

I've been dumping urine outside along the way.

[14:05]HOUSTON: Preserve all water. Don't do

any more urine dumps. Store it somewhere. Turn the

rover's radio on and leave it on. We can contact

it through MAV.

“So is it ready?” Venkat asked.

“Yes, it's ready.” Bruce said. “But you're not going to like it.”

“Go on.”

“Bear in mind,” Bruce said, producing a booklet from his briefcase,

“This is the end result of thousands of hours of work, testing, and lateral

thinking by all the best guys at JPL.”

“I'm sure it was hard to trim down a ship that's already designed to be

as light as possible,” Venkat said.

Bruce slid the booklet across the desk to Venkat. “The problem is the

intercept velocity. The MAV is designed to get to Low Mars Orbit, which

is 4.1kps. But the Hermes flyby will be 5.8kps.”

Venkat flipped through the pages. “Care to summarize?”

“Firstly, we're going to add fuel. The MAV makes its own fuel from

the Martian atmosphere, but it's limited by how much Hydrogen it has. It

brought enough to make 19,397kg of fuel, as it was designed to do. If we

can give it more hydrogen, it can make more.”

“How much more?”

“For every kilogram of hydrogen, it can make 13 kilograms of fuel.

Watney has 550 liters of water. We'll have him electrolyze it to get 60kg

of Hydrogen.” Bruce reached over the desk and flipped a few pages,

pointing to a diagram. “The fuel plant can make 780kg of fuel from that.”

“If he electrolyzes his water what'll he drink?”

“He can electrolyze urine, so we only need to set a few liters aside forthe last couple of days.”

“I see. And what does 780kg of fuel buy us?” Venkat asked.

“It buys us 300kg of payload. It's all about fuel versus payload. The

MAV's launch weight is over 12,600kg. We need to get that down to

7,300kg. That's accounting for the bonus fuel. So the rest of this booklet

is how to remove over five thousand kilograms from the ship.”

Venkat leaned back. “Walk me through it.”

Bruce pulled another copy of the booklet from his briefcase. “There

were some gimmies right off the bat. The design presumes 500kg of

Martian soil and rock samples. Obviously we won't do that. Also, there's

just one passenger instead of six. That saves 500kg when you consider

their weight plus their suits and gear. And we can lose the other 5

acceleration chairs. And of course, we'll remove all nonessential gear.

The med kit, tool kit, internal harnessing, straps, and anything else that

isn't nailed down. And some stuff that is.

“Next up,” he continued, “We're ditching all life support. The tanks,

pumps, heaters, air lines, CO2 absorption system, even the insulation on

the inner side of the hull. We don't need it. We'll have Watney wear his

EVA suit for the whole trip.”

“Won't that make it awkward for him to use the controls?” Venkat

asked.

“He won't use any controls,” Bruce said. “Major Martinez will pilot

the MAV remotely from Hermes. It's already designed for remote

piloting. It was remotely landed, after all.”

“What if something goes wrong?” Venkat asked.

“Martinez is the best trained pilot,” Bruce said. “If there is an

emergency, he's the guy you want controlling the ship.”

“Hmm,” Venkat said cautiously. “We've never had a manned ship

controlled remotely before. But ok. Go on.”

“Since Watney won't be flying the ship,” Bruce continued, “he won't

need any of those controls. We'll ditch the control panels and all the

power and data lines that lead to them.”

“Wow,” Venkat said. “We're really gutting this thing.”

“I'm just getting started,” Bruce said. “The power needs will bedramatically reduced now that life support is gone, so we'll dump three of

the five batteries and the auxiliary power system. The Orbital

Maneuvering System has 3 redundant thrusters. We'll get rid of those.

Also, the secondary and tertiary comm systems can go.”

“Wait, what?” Venkat said, shocked. “You're going to have a remote

controlled ascent with no backup comm systems?”

“No point,” Bruce said. “If the comm system goes out during ascent,

the time it takes to reacquire will be too long to do any good. The

backups don't help us.”

“This is getting really risky, Bruce.”

Bruce sighed. “I know, Venkat. There's just no other way. And I'm not

even to the nasty stuff yet.”

Venkat rubbed his forehead. “By all means, tell me the nasty stuff.”

“We'll remove the nose airlock, the windows, and Hull Panel 19.”

Venkat blinked. “You're taking the front of the ship off?”

“Sure,” Bruce said. “The nose airlock alone is 400kg. The windows

are pretty damn heavy, too. And they're connected by Hull Panel 19 so

may as well take that, too.”

“So he's going to launch with a big hole in the front of the ship?”

“We'll have him cover it with Hab canvas.”

“Hab canvas? For a launch to orbit!?”

Bruce shrugged. “The hull's mostly there to keep the air in. Mars's

atmosphere is so thin you don't need a lot of streamlining. By the time the

ship's going fast enough for air resistance to matter, it'll be high enough

that there's practically no air. We've run all the simulations. Should be

good.”

“You're sending him to space under a tarp.”

“Pretty much, yeah.”

“Like a hastily loaded pick up truck.”

“Yeah. Can I go on?”

“Sure, can't wait.”

“We'll also have him remove the back panel of the pressure vessel.

It's the only other panel he can remove with the tools on-hand. Also,

we're getting rid of the auxiliary fuel pump. Sad to see it go, but it weighstoo much for its usefulness. And we're nixing a Stage One engine.”

“An engine?”

“Yeah. The Stage One booster works fine if one engine goes out. It'll

save us a huge amount of weight. Only during the Stage One ascent, but

still. Pretty good fuel savings.”

Bruce fell silent.

“That it?” Venkat asked.

“Yeah.”

Venkat sighed. “You've removed most of the safety backups. What's

this do to the estimated odds of failure?”

“It's about 4%.”

“Jesus Christ.” Venkat said. “Normally we'd never even consider

something that risky.”

“It's all we've got, Venk,” Bruce said. “We've tested it all out and run

simulations galore. We should be ok if everything works the way its

supposed to.”

“Yeah. Great.” Venkat said.

[08:41]MAV: You fucking kidding me?

[09:55]HOUSTON: Admittedly, they are very

invasive modifications, but they have to be done.

The procedure doc we sent has instructions for

each of these steps with tools you have on hand.

Also, you'll need to start electrolyzing water to

get the hydrogen for the fuel plant. We'll send

you procedures for that shortly.

[09:09]MAV: You're sending me into space in a

convertible.

[09:24]HOUSTON: There will be Hab canvas

covering the holes. It will provide enough

aerodynamics in Mars's atmosphere.

[09:38]MAV: So it's a ragtop. Much better.

LOG ENTRY: SOL 506

On the way here, in my copious free time, I designed a “workshop.” I

figured I'd need space to work on stuff without having to wear an EVA

suit. I devised a brilliant plan whereby the current bedroom would

become the new home of the Regulator and Oxygenator, and the now-

empty trailer would become my workshop.

It's a stupid idea and I'm not doing it.

All I need is a pressurized area that I can work in. I somehow

convinced myself that the bedroom wasn't an option because it's a hassle

to get stuff into it. But it won't be that bad.

It attaches to the rover airlock, so the only way to get stuff in is

annoying. Bring the stuff into the rover, attach the bedroom to the airlock

from the inside, inflate it, bring the stuff in to the bedroom. I'll also have

to empty the bedroom of all tools and equipment to fold it up any time I

need to do an EVA.

So yeah, it'll be annoying, but all it costs me is time. And I'm actually

doing well on that front. I have 43 more sols before Hermes flies by. And

looking at the procedure NASA has in mind for the modifications, I can

take advantage of the MAV itself as a workspace.

The lunatics at NASA have me doing all kinds of rape to the MAV,

but I don't have to open the hull till the end. So the first thing I'll do is

clear out a bunch of clutter, like chairs and control panels and the like.

Once they're out, I'll have a lot of room in there to work.

But I didn't do anything to the soon-to-be-mutilated MAV today.

Today was all about system checks. Now that I'm back in contact with

NASA, I have to go back to being all “safety first.” Strangely, NASA

doesn't have total faith in my kludged-together rover or my method of

piling everything into the trailer. They had me do a full systems check on

every single component.

Everything's still working fine, though it's wearing down. The

Regulator and Oxygenator are less than peak efficiency (to say the least)

and the trailer leaks some air every day. Not enough to cause problems,but it's not a perfect seal. NASA's pretty uncomfortable with it, but we

don't have any other options.

Then, they had me run a full diagnostic on the MAV. That's in much

better shape. Everything's sleek and pristine and perfectly functional. I'd

almost forgotten what new hardware even looks like.

Pity I'm going to tear it apart.

“You killed Watney,” Lewis said.

“Yeah,” Martinez said, scowling at his monitor. The words “Collision

with Terrain” blinked accusingly.

“I pulled a nasty trick on him,” Johanssen said. “I gave him a

malfunctioning altitude readout and made engine 3 cut out too early. It's a

deadly combination.”

“Shouldn't have been a mission failure,” Martinez said. “I should

have noticed the readout was wrong. It was way off.”

“Don't sweat it,” Lewis said. “That's why we drill. You've still got

three weeks to get it right.”

“Will do,” Martinez said.

“We only got a week of remote launch training,” Johanssen said. “It

was only supposed to happen if we scrubbed before landing. We'd launch

the MAV to have it act as a satellite. It was a cut-your-losses scenario.”

“It's mission-critical now,” Lewis said. “So get it right.”

“Aye, Commander.” Martinez said.

“Resetting the Sim,” Johanssen said. “Anything specific you want to

try?”

“Surprise me,” Martinez said.

Leaving the control room, Lewis made her way to the reactor.

Climbing “up” the ladder toward the center of the ship, the centripetal

force on her diminished to nearly zero as she reached the core. Vogel

looked up from a computer console. “Commander?”

“How are the engines?” She asked, grabbing a wall-mounted handle to

stay attached to the slowly turning room.

“All working within tolerance,” Vogel said. “I am now doing adiagnostic on the reactor. I am thinking that Johanssen is busy with the

launching training. So perhaps I do this diagnostic for her.”

“Good idea,” Lewis said. “And how's our course?”

“All is well,” Vogel said. “No adjustments necessary. We are still on

track to planned trajectory within 4 meters.”

“Keep me posted if anything changes.”

“Ja, Commander.”

Floating to the other side of the core, Lewis took the other ladder out,

again gaining gravity as she went “down”. She made her way to the

Airlock 2 ready room.

Beck held a coil of metal wire in one hand and a pair of work gloves

in the other. “Heya, Commander. What's up?”

“I'd like to know your plan for recovering Mark.”

“Easy enough if the intercept is good,” Beck said. “I just finished

attaching all the tethers we have into one long line. It's 214 meters long.

I'll have the MMU pack on, so moving around will be easy. I can get

going up to around 10 meters per second safely. Any more and I risk

breaking the tether if I can't stop in time.”

“How fast a relative velocity can you handle, you think?”

“You mean once I get to Mark? I can grab the MAV easily at 5 meters

per second. 10 meters per second is kind of like jumping on to a moving

train. Anything more than that and I might miss.”

“So, including the MMU safe speed, we need to get within 20 meters

per second of his velocity.”

“And the intercept has to be within 214 meters,” Beck said. “Pretty

narrow margin of error.”

“We've got a lot of leeway,” Lewis said. “The launch will be 52

minutes before the intercept and it takes 12 minutes. As soon as Mark's

S2 engine cuts out we'll know our intercept point and velocity. If we don't

like it, we'll have 40 minutes to correct. Our engine's 2 millimeters per

second may not seem like much, but in 40 minutes it can move us up to

5.7 kilometers.”

“Good,” Beck said. “And 214 meters isn't a hard limit, per se.”

“Yes it is,” Lewis corrected.“Nah,” Beck said. “I know I'm not supposed to go untethered, but

without my leash I could get way out there-”

“Not an option.” Lewis said.

“But we could double or even triple our safe intercept range-”

“We're done talking about this.” Lewis said sternly.

“Aye, Commander.”

LOG ENTRY: SOL 526

There aren't many people who can say they've vandalized a three

billion dollar spacecraft. But I'm one of them.

I've been pulling critical hardware out of the MAV left and right. It's

nice to know that my launch to orbit won't have any pesky back-up

systems weighing me down.

First thing I did was remove the small stuff. Then came the things I

could disassemble. Like the crew seats, several of the back-up systems,

and the control panels.

I'm not improvising anything. I'm following a script sent by NASA,

which was set up to make things as easy as possible. Sometimes I miss

the days when I made all the decisions myself. Then I shake it off and

remember I'm infinitely better with a bunch of geniuses deciding what I

do than making shit up as I go along.

Periodically, I suit up, crawl into the airlock with as much junk as I

can fit, and dump it outside. The area around the MAV looks like the set

of Sanford and Son.

I learned about Sanford and Son from Lewis's collection. Seriously,

that woman needs to see someone about her 70's problem.

LOG ENTRY: SOL 529

I'm turning my pee in to rocket fuel. It's easier than you'd think.

Urine is mostly water. Separating hydrogen and oxygen only requiresa couple of electrodes and some current. The problem is collecting the

hydrogen. I don't have any equipment for pulling hydrogen out of the air.

The Atmospheric Regulator doesn't even know how. The last time I had

to get hydrogen out of the air (back when I turned the Hab in to a bomb) I

burned it to turn it in to water. Obviously that would be counter-

productive.

But NASA thought everything through and gave me a process. First, I

disconnected the rover and trailer from each other. Then, while wearing

my EVA suit, I depressurized the trailer and back-filled it with pure

oxygen at one fourth of an atmosphere. Then I opened a plastic box full

of urine and put a couple of electrodes in. That's why I needed the

atmosphere. Without it, the urine would just boil immediately and I'd be

hanging around in an piss-based atmosphere.

The electrolysis separated the hydrogen and oxygen from each other.

Over time, it reduced the urine to a really gross sludge as it pulled the

water out. Now the trailer was full of even more oxygen and also

hydrogen. Pretty dangerous, actually.

Then I fired up the Atmospheric Regulator. It doesn't even recognize

hydrogen, but it knows how to yank oxygen out of the air. I broke all the

safeties and set it to pull 100% of the oxygen out. After it was done, all

that was left was hydrogen. That's why I started out with an atmosphere

of pure oxygen. So the regulator could separate it later.

Then I opened the inner airlock door and had it evacuate the trailer. It

pumped all the air in to the airlock's holding tank. And there you have it,

a tank of pure hydrogen.

The final step was to take the airlock's holding tank to the MAV and

transfer the contents to the MAV's hydrogen tanks. I've said this many

times before but: Hurray for standardized valve systems!

Once I fed it the hydrogen, I fired up the fuel plant and it got to work

making the additional fuel I'd need.

I'll need to go through this process several more times as the launch

date approaches. I could have done this all at once, but NASA doesn't

want me to run low on water until we're close to launch. They'd rather I

electrolyze urine over time because I've already “used” that water.If I survive this, I'll tell people I pissed my way in to orbit.

[19:22]JOHANSSEN: Hello, Mark.

[19:23]MAV: Johanssen!? Holy crap! They finally

letting you talk to me directly?

[19:24]JOHANSSEN: Yes, NASA gave the OK for

direct communication an hour ago. We're only 35

light-seconds apart, so we can talk in near-

realtime. I just set up the system and I'm testing

it out.

[19:24]MAV: What took them so long to let us

talk?

[19:25]JOHANSSEN: The psych team was worried

about personality conflicts.

[19:25]MAV: What? Just cause you guys abandoned

me on a godforsaken planet with no chance of

survival?

[19:26]JOHANSSEN: Funny. Don't make that kind

of joke with Lewis.

[19:27]MAV: Roger. So uh... thanks for coming

back to get me.

[19:27]JOHANSSEN: It's the least we could do.

How is the MAV retrofit going?

[19:28]MAV: So far, so good. NASA put a lot of

thought into the procedures. They work. That's not

to say they're easy. I spent the last 3 days

removing Hull Panel 19 and the front window. Even

in Mars-G they're heavy motherfuckers.

[19:29]JOHANSSEN: When we pick you up, I will

make wild, passionate love to you. Prepare your

body.

[19:29]JOHANSSEN: I didn't type that! That was

Martinez! I stepped away from the console for like

10 seconds![19:29]MAV: I've really missed you guys.

LOG ENTRY: SOL 543

I'm... done?

I think I'm done.

I did everything on the list. The MAV is ready to fly. And in 6 sols,

that's just what it'll do. I hope.

It might not launch at all. I did remove an engine, after all. I could

have fucked up all sorts of things during that process. And there's no way

to test the ascent stage. Once you light it, it's lit.

Everything else, however, will go through tests from now until

launch. Some done by me, some done remotely by NASA. They're not

telling me the failure odds, but I'm guessing they're the highest in history.

Yuri Gagarin had a much more reliable and safe ship than I do.

And Soviet ships were fucking deathtraps.

“All right,” Lewis said, “tomorrow's the big day.”

The crew floated in the Rec. They had halted the rotation of the ship

in preparation for the upcoming operation.

“I'm ready,” Martinez said. “Johanssen threw everything she could at

me. I got all scenarios to orbit.”

“Everything other than catastrophic failures,” Johanssen corrected.

“Well yeah,” Martinez said. “Kind of pointless to simulate an ascent

explosion. Nothing we can do.”

“Vogel,” Lewis said, “How's our course.”

“It is perfect,” Vogel said. “We are within one meter of projected path

and two centimeters per second of projected velocity.”

“Good,” she said. “Beck, how about you?”

“Everything's all set up, Commander,” Beck said. “I linked all the

tethers I could find and spooled them up in Airlock 2. My suit and MMU

are prepped and ready.”“Ok,” Lewis said. “The battle plan is pretty obvious. Martinez will fly

the MAV, Johanssen will sysop the ascent. Beck and Vogel, I want you in

Airlock 2 with the outer door open before the MAV even launches. You'll

have to wait 52 minutes, but I don't want to risk any technical glitches

with the airlock or your suits. Once we reach intercept, it'll be Beck's job

to get Watney.”

“He might be in bad shape when I get him,” Beck said. “The stripped-

down MAV will get up to 12 g's during the launch. He could be

unconscious and may even have internal bleeding.”

“Just as well you're our doctor,” Lewis said. “Vogel, if all goes

according to plan, you're pulling Beck and Watney back aboard with the

tether. If things go wrong, you're Beck's backup.”

“Ja,” Vogel said.

“I wish there was more we could do right now,” Lewis said. “But all

we have left is the wait. Your work schedules are cleared. All scientific

experiments are suspended. Sleep if you can, run diagnostics on your

equipment if you can't.”

“We'll get him, Commander,” Martinez said. “24 hours from now,

Mark Watney will be right here in this room.”

“Let's hope so, Major.” Lewis said. “Dismissed.”

“Final checks for this shift are complete,” Mitch said in to his

headset. “Timekeeper.”

“Go, flight,” said the Timekeeper.

“Time until MAV launch?”

“16 hours, 9 minutes, 40 seconds... mark.”

“Copy that. All stations: Flight Director shift change.” He took his

headset off and rubbed his eyes.

Brendan Hutch took the headset from him and put it on. “All stations,

Flight Director is now Brendan Hutch.”

“Call me if anything happens,” Mitch said. “If not, I'll see you

tomorrow.”

“Get some sleep, boss,” Brendan said.Venkat watched from the observation booth. “Why ask the

Timekeeper?” he mumbled. “It's on the huge mission clock in the center

screen.”

“He's nervous,” Annie said. “You don't often see it, but that's what

Mitch Henderson looks like when he's nervous. He double and triple

checks everything.”

“Fair enough,” Venkat said.

“They're camping out on the lawn, by the way,” Annie said.

“Reporters from all over the world. Our press rooms just don't have

enough space.”

“The media loves a drama,” he sighed. “It'll be over tomorrow, one

way or another.”

“What's our role in all this?” Annie said. “If something goes wrong,

what can Mission Control do?”

“Nothing,” Venkat said. “Not a damned thing.”

“Nothing?”

“It's all happening 12 light-minutes away. That means it takes 24

minutes for them to get the answer to any question they ask. The whole

launch is 12 minutes long. They're on their own.”

“Oh,” Annie said. “So we're just observers in all this?”

“Yes,” Venkat said. “Sucks, doesn't it?”

LOG ENTRY: SOL 549

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't shitting myself. In 4 hours, I'm going to

ride a giant explosion into orbit. This is something I've done a few times

before, but never with a jury-rigged mess like this.

Right now, I'm sitting in the MAV. I'm suited up because there's a big

hole in the front of the ship where the window and part of the hull used to

be. I'm “awaiting launch instructions.” Really, I'm just awaiting launch. I

don't have any part in this. I'm just going to sit in the acceleration couch

and hope for the best.

Last night, I ate my final meal pack. It's the first good meal I've hadin weeks. I'm leaving 41 potatoes behind. That's how close I came to

starvation.

I carefully collected samples from my entire journey. But I can't bring

any of them with me. So I put them in a container a few hundred meters

from here. Maybe some day they'll send a probe to collect them. May as

well make them easy to pick up.

This is it. There's nothing after this. There isn't even an abort

procedure. Why make one? We can't delay the launch. Hermes can't stop

and wait. No matter what, we're launching on schedule.

I face the very real possibility that I'll die today. Can't say I like it. It

wouldn't be so bad if the MAV blew up. I wouldn't know what hit me.

If I miss the intercept I'll just float around in space until I run out of

air. I have a contingency plan for that. I'll drop the oxygen mixture to

zero and breathe pure nitrogen until I suffocate. It wouldn't feel bad. The

lungs don't have the ability to sense lack of oxygen. I'd just get tired, fall

asleep, then die.

I've had my last Martian potato. I've slept in the rover for the last

time. I've had my last EVA on the surface. I'm leaving Mars today, one

way or another.

About fucking time.