Chapter 17

LOG ENTRY: SOL 192

Holy shit!

They're coming back for me!

I don't even know how to react. I'm choked up!

And I've got a shitload of work to do before I catch that bus home.

They can't orbit. If I'm not in space when they pass by, all they can do

is wave.

I have to get to Ares-4's MAV. Even NASA accepts that. And when

the nannies at NASA recommend a 3200km overland drive, you know

you're trouble.

Schiaparelli Crater here I come!

Well... not right away. I still have to do the aforementioned shitload

of work.

My trip to Pathfinder was a quick jaunt compared to the epic journey

that's coming up. I got away with a lot of shortcuts because I only had to

survive 18 sols. This time, things are different.

I averaged 80km/sol on my way to Pathfinder. If I do that well toward

Schiaparelli it'll take 40 sols. Call it 50 to be safe.

But there's more to it than just travel. Once I get there, I'll need to set

up camp and do a bunch of MAV modifications. NASA estimates they'll

take 30 sols, 45 to be safe. Between the trip and the MAV mods, that's 95

sols. Call it 100 because “95” cries out to be approximated.

So I'll need to survive away from the Hab for 100 sols.

“What about the MAV?” I hear you ask (in my fevered imagination).

“Won't it have some supplies? Air and water at the very least?”

Nope. It's got dick-all.

It does have air tanks, but they're empty. An Ares mission needs lots

of O2, N2 and water anyway. Why send more with the MAV? Easier to

have the crew top off the MAV from the Hab. Fortunately for my

crewmates, the mission plan had Martinez fill the MAV tanks on Sol 1.The flyby is on Sol 549, so I'll need to leave by 449. That gives me

257 sols to get my shit in gear.

Seems like a long time, doesn't it?

In that time, I need to modify the rover to carry the Atmospheric

Regulator, Oxygenator, and Water Reclaimer. I call them “The Big

Three”. All three need to be in the pressurized area, but the rover isn't big

enough. All three need to be running at all times, but the rover's batteries

can't handle that load for long.

The rover will also need to carry all my food, water, solar cells, extra

battery, my tools, some spare parts, and Pathfinder. As my sole means of

communication with NASA, Pathfinder gets to ride on the roof, Granny

Clampett style.

I have a lot of problems to solve, but I have a lot of smart people to

solve them. Pretty much the whole planet Earth.

NASA is still working on the details, but the idea is to use both

rovers. One to drive around, the other to act as a trailer for all the shit I

have to bring.

I'll have to make structural changes to that trailer. And by “structural

changes” I mean “cut a big hole in the hull.” Then I can move the Big

Three in and use Hab canvas to loosely cover the hole. It'll balloon out

when I pressurize the rover, but it'll hold.

How will I cut a big chunk out of a rover's hull? I'll let my lovely

assistant Venkat Kapoor explain further:

[14:38]JPL: I'm sure you're wondering how to

cut a hole in the rover.

Our experiments show a rock sample drill can

get through the hull. Wear and tear on the bit is

minimal (rocks are harder than carbon composite).

You can cut holes in a line, then chisel out the

remaining chunks between them.

I hope you like drilling. The drill bit is 1cmwide, the holes will be 0.5cm apart, and the

length of the total cut is 11.4m. That's 760

holes. And each one takes 160 seconds to drill.

Problem: The drills weren't designed for

construction projects. They were intended for

quick rock samples. The batteries only last 240

seconds. You do have two drills, but you'd still

only get 3 holes done before needing to recharge.

And recharging takes 41 minutes.

That's 173 hours of work, limited to 8 EVA

hours per day. That's 21 days of drilling, and

that's just too long. All our other ideas hinge on

this cut working. If it doesn't, we need time to

come up with new ones.

So we want you to wire a drill directly to Hab

power.

The drill expects 28.8V and pulls 9 Amps. The

only lines that can handle that are the rover

recharge lines. They're 36V, 10A max. Since you

have two, we're comfortable with you modifying

one.

We'll send you instructions on how to step down

the voltage and put a new breaker in the line, but

I'm sure you already know how.

I'll be playing with high voltage power tomorrow. Can't imagine

anything going wrong with that!

LOG ENTRY: SOL 193

I managed to not kill myself today, even though I was working with

high voltage. Well, it's not as exciting as all that. I disconnected the line

before I fucked with it.As instructed, I turned a rover charging cable into a drill power

source. Getting the voltage was a simple matter of adding resistors, which

my electronics kit has in abundance.

I had to make my own a 9 Amp breaker. I strung three 3A breakers in

parallel. There's no way for 9A to get through that without tripping all

three in rapid succession.

Then I had to rewire a drill. Pretty much the same thing I did with

Pathfinder. Take out the battery and replace it with a power line from the

Hab. But this time it was a lot easier.

Pathfinder was too big to fit through any of my airlocks, so I had to

do all the rewiring outside. Ever done electronics while wearing a space

suit? Pain in the ass. I even had to make a workbench out of MAV

landing struts, remember?

Anyway, the drill fit in the airlock easily. It's only a meter tall, and

shaped like a jackhammer. We did our rock sampling standing up, like

Apollo astronauts.

Also, unlike my Pathfinder hatchet-job, I had the full schematics of

the drill. I removed the battery and attached a power line where it used to

be. Then, taking the drill and it's new cord outside, I connected it to the

modified rover charger and fired it up.

Worked like a charm! The drill whirled away with happy abandon.

Somehow, I had managed to do everything right the first try. Deep down,

I thought I'd fry the drill for sure.

It wasn't even midday yet. I figured why not get a jump on drilling?

[10:07] Watney: Power line modifications

complete. Hooked it up to a drill, and it works

great. Plenty of daylight left. Send me a

description of that hole you want me to cut.

[10:25] JPL: Glad to hear it. Starting on the

cut sounds great. Just to be clear, these are

modifications to Rover 1, which we've been calling

“the trailer.” Rover 2 (the one with your

modifications for the trip to Pathfinder) shouldremain as-is for now.

You'll be taking a chunk out of the roof, just

in front of the airlock in the rear of the

vehicle. The hole needs to be at least 2.5m long

and the full 2m width of the pressure vessel.

Before any cuts, draw the shape on the trailer,

and position the trailer where Pathfinder's camera

can see it. We'll let you know if you got it

right.

[10:43] Watney: Roger. Take a pic at 11:30 if

you haven't heard from me by then.

The rovers are made to interlock so one can tow the other. That way

you can rescue your crewmates if the shit hits the fan. For that same

reason, rovers can share air via hoses you connect between them. That

little feature will let me share atmosphere with the trailer on my long

drive.

I'd stolen the trailer's battery long ago; it had no ability to move under

it's own power. So I hitched it up to my awesomely modified rover and

towed it in to place near Pathfinder.

Venkat told me to “draw” the shape I plan to cut, but he neglected to

mention how. It's not like I have a Sharpie that can work out on the

surface. So I vandalized Martinez's bed.

The cots are basically hammocks. Lightweight string woven loosely

into something that's comfortable to sleep on. Every gram counts when

making stuff to send to Mars.

I unraveled Martinez's bed and took the string outside. I taped it to the

trailer hull along the path I planned to cut. Yes, of course duct tape works

in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and

should be worshiped.

I can see what NASA has in mind. The rear of the trailer has an

airlock that we're not going to mess with. The cut is just ahead of it, and

will leave plenty of space for The Big Three to stand.

I have no idea how NASA plans to power the Big Three for 24½ hoursa day and still have energy left to drive. I bet they don't know, either. But

they're smart; they'll work something out.

[11:49] JPL: What we can see of your planned

cut looks good. We're assuming the other side is

identical. You're cleared to start drilling.

[12:07] Watney: That's what she said.

[12:25] JPL: Seriously, Mark? Seriously?

First, I depressurized the trailer. Call me crazy, but I didn't want the

drill explosively launched at my face.

Then I had to pick somewhere to start. I thought it'd be easiest to start

on the side. I was wrong.

The roof would have been better. The side was a hassle because I had

to hold the drill parallel to the ground. This isn't your dad's Black &

Decker we're talking about. It's a meter long and only safe to hold by the

handles.

Getting it to bite was nasty. I pressed it against the hull and turned it

on, but it wandered all over the place. So I got my trusty hammer and

screwdriver. With a few taps, I made a small chip in the carbon

composite.

That gave the bit a place to seat, so I could keep drilling in one place.

As NASA predicted, it took about two minutes to get all the way through.

I followed the same procedure for the second hole and it went much

smoother. After the third hole, the drill's overheat light came on.

It wasn't designed to operate constantly for so long. Fortunately, it

sensed the overheat and warned me. So I leaned it against the workbench

for a few minutes and it cooled down. One thing you can say about Mars:

It's really cold. The thin atmosphere doesn't conduct heat very well, but it

cools everything eventually.

I had already removed the drill's cowling (the power cord needed a

way in). A pleasant side effect is the drill cools even faster. Though I'll

have to clean it thoroughly every few hours as dust accumulates.

By 17:00, when the sun began to set, I had drilled 75 holes. A goodstart, but there's still tons to do. Eventually (probably tomorrow) I'll have

to start drilling holes that I can't reach from the ground. For that I'll need

something to stand on.

I can't use my “workbench.” It's got Pathfinder on it, and the last

thing I'm going to do is mess with that. But I've got three more MAV

landing struts. I'm sure I can make a ramp or something.

Anyway, that's all stuff for tomorrow. Tonight is about eating a full

ration for dinner.

Awww yeah. That's right. I'm either getting rescued on Sol 549 or I'm

dying. That means I have 35 days of extra food. I can indulge once in a

while.

LOG ENTRY: SOL 194

I average a hole every 3.5 minutes. That includes the occasional

breather to let the drill cool off.

I learned this by spending all damn day drilling. After 8 hours of dull,

physically intense work, I had 137 holes to show for it.

It turned out to be easy to deal with places I couldn't reach. I didn't

need to modify a landing strut after all. I just had to get something to

stand on. I used a geological sample container (also known as “a box”).

Before I was in contact with NASA, I would have worked more than 8

hours. I can stay out for 10 before even dipping in to “emergency” air.

But NASA's got a lot of Nervous Nellies who don't want me out longer

than spec.

With today's work, I'm about ¼ of the way through the whole cut. At

least, ¼ of the way through the drilling. Then I'll have 759 little chunks to

chisel out. And I'm not sure how well carbon composite is going to take

to that. But NASA'll do it a thousand times back on Earth and tell me the

best way to get it done.

Anyway, at this rate, it'll take 4 more days of (boring-ass) work to

finish the drilling.

I've actually exhausted Lewis's supply of shitty '70's TV. And I'veread all of Johanssen's mystery books.

I rifled through other crewmates' stuff to find entertainment. But all

of Vogel's stuff is in German, Beck brought nothing but medical journals,

and Martinez didn't bring anything.

I'm got really bored, so I decided to pick a theme song!

Something appropriate. And naturally, it should be something from

Lewis's godawful '70's collection. It wouldn't be right any other way.

There are plenty of great candidates: Life on Mars by David Bowie,

Rocket Man by Elton John, Alone Again (Naturally) by Gilbert

O'Sullivan.

But I settled on Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees.

LOG ENTRY: SOL 195

Another day, another bunch of holes. 145 this time (I'm getting

better.) I'm half-way done. This is getting really old.

But at least I have encouraging messages from Venkat to cheer me

on!

[17:12] Watney: 145 holes today. 357 total.

[17:31] JPL: We thought you'd have more done by

now.

Dick.

Anyway, I'm still bored at night. I guess that's a good thing. Nothing's

wrong with the Hab, there's a plan to save me, and the physical labor is

making me sleep wonderfully.

I miss tending the potatoes. The Hab isn't the same without them.

There's still soil everywhere. No point in lugging it back outside.

Lacking anything better to do, I ran some tests on it. Amazingly, some of

the bacteria survived. The population is strong and growing. That's pretty

impressive, when you consider it was exposed to near-vacuum and sub-

arctic temperatures for over 24 hours.My guess is pockets of ice formed around some of the bacteria,

leaving a bubble of survivable pressure inside, and the cold wasn't quite

enough to kill them. With hundreds of millions of bacteria, it only takes

one survivor to stave off extinction.

Life is amazingly tenacious. They don't want to die anymore than I

do.

LOG ENTRY: SOL 196

I fucked up.

I fucked up big time. I made a mistake that might kill me.

I started my EVA around 08:45, same as always. I got my hammer

and screwdriver and started chipping the trailer's hull. It's a pain in the

ass to make a chip before each drilling, so I make all the day's chips in a

single go.

After chipping out 150 divots (hey, I'm an optimist), I got to work.

It was the same as yesterday and the day before. Drill through,

relocate. Drill through, relocate. Drill through a third time, then set the

drill aside to cool. Repeat that process over and over till lunchtime.

At 12:00, I took a break. Back in the Hab, I enjoyed a nice lunch and

played some chess against the computer (it kicked my ass). Then back out

for the day's second EVA.

At 13:30 my ruination occurred, though I didn't realize it at the time.

The worst moments in life are heralded by small observations. The

tiny lump on your side that wasn't there before. Coming home to your

wife and seeing two wine glasses in the sink. Any time you hear “We

interrupt this program...”

For me, it was when the drill didn't start.

Only three minutes earlier, it was working fine. I had finished a hole

and set the drill aside to cool. Same as always.

But when I tried to get back to work, it didn't work. The power light

wouldn't even come on.

I wasn't worried. If all else failed, I had another drill. It would take afew hours to wire it up, but that's hardly a concern.

The power light being off meant there was probably something wrong

with the line. A quick glance at the airlock window showed the lights

were on in the Hab. So there were no systemic power problems. I checked

my new breakers and sure enough, all three had tripped.

I guess the drill pulled a little too much amperage. No big deal. I reset

the breakers and got back to work. The drill fired right up, and I was back

to making holes.

Doesn't seem like a big deal, right? I certainly didn't think so at the

time.

I finished my day at 17:00 after drilling 131 holes. Not as good as

yesterday, but I lost some time to the drill malfunction.

I reported my progress.

[17:08] Watney: 131 holes today. 488 total.

Minor drill issue; it tripped the breakers. There

may be an intermittent short in the drill,

probably in the attachment point of the power

line. Might need to redo it.

Earth an Mars are just over 18 light-minutes apart now. Usually,

NASA responded within 25 minutes. But this time, no reply came.

Remember, I do all my communication from Rover 2, which relays

everything through Pathfinder. I can't just lounge in the Hab awaiting a

reply; I have to stay in the rover until they acknowledge the message.

[17:38] Watney: Have received no reply. Last

message sent 30 minutes ago. Please acknowledge.

I waited another 30 minutes. Still no reply. Fear started to take root.

Back when JPL's Nerd Brigade hacked the rover and Pathfinder to be

an poor-man's IM client, they sent me a cheat sheet for troubleshooting. I

executed the first instruction:[18:09] Watney: system_command: STATUS

[18:09] SYSTEM: Last message sent 00h31m ago.

Last message received 26h17m ago. Last ping reply

from probe received 04h24m ago. WARNING: 52

unanswered pings.

Pathfinder was no longer talking to the rover. It had stopped

answering pings 4 hours and 24 minutes ago. Some quick math told me

that was around 13:30 today.

The same time the drill died.

I tried not to panic. The troubleshooting sheet has a list of things to

try if communication is lost. They are (in order):

1. Confirm power still flowing to Pathfinder.

2. Reboot rover.

3. Reboot Pathfinder by disconnecting/reconnecting power.

4. Install rover's comm software on the other rover's computer, try

from there.

5. If both rovers fail, problem is likely with Pathfinder. Check

connections very closely. Clean Pathfinder of Martian dust.

6. Spell message in Morse Code with rocks, include things attempted.

Problem may be recoverable with remote update of Pathfinder.

I only got as far as step 1. I checked Pathfinder's connections and the

negative lead was no longer attached.

I was elated! What a relief! With a smile on my face, I fetched my

electronics kit and prepared to reattach the lead. I pulled it out of the

probe to give it a good cleaning (as best I can with the gloves of my space

suit) and noticed something strange. The insulation had melted.

I pondered this development. Melted insulation usually means a short.

More current than the wire could handle had passed through. But the bare

portion of the wire wasn't black or even singed, and the positive lead's

insulation wasn't melted at all.

Then, one by one, the horrible realities of Mars came in to play. Thewire wouldn't be burnt or singed. That's a result of oxidization. And

there's no oxygen in the air. There likely was a short after all. But with

the positive lead being unaffected, the power must have come from

somewhere else...

And the drill's breaker tripped around the same time...

Oh... shit...

The internal electronics for Pathfinder included a ground lead to the

hull. This way it could not build up a static charge in Martian weather

conditions (no water and frequent sandblasting can make impressive

static charge).

The hull sat on Panel A, one of four sides of the tetrahedron which

brought Pathfinder the Mars. The other 3 sides are still in Ares Vallis

where I left them.

Between Panel A and the workbench were the Mylar balloons

Pathfinder had used to tumble-land. I had shredded many of them to

transport it. Still, a lot of material remained; enough to reach around

Panel A and be in contact with the hull. I should mention that Mylar is

conductive.

At 13:30, I leaned the drill against the workbench. The drill's cowling

was off to make room for the power line. The workbench is metal. If the

drill leaned against the workbench just right, it could make a metal-to-

metal connection.

And that's exactly what happened.

Power traveled from the drill line's positive, through the workbench,

through the Mylar, through Pathfinder's hull, through a bunch of

extremely sensitive and irreplaceable electronics, and out the negative

lead of Pathfinder's power line.

Pathfinder operates on 50 milliamps. It got nine thousand milliamps,

which plowed through the delicate electronics, frying everything along

the way. The breakers tripped, but it was too late.

Pathfinder's dead. I've lost the ability to contact Earth.

I'm on my own.